I try to be a pretty positive person. I have a lot of anger but I try to get it out through yoga, dance, writing or some form of art because I know that all of the negative energy is really bad for you. In an attempt to diminish the level of anger in my life, I am going to consolidate everything I hate about life into a list of 10 things.
10.Things made in China: You are cheap, but it shows. I try to avoid buying you at all costs, but it is hard. Although, I have a feeling we might actually start making things in America or Europe again.
9. People who are not from NY but think they are: You are annoying. NY is a totally random city with a hodge podge of people. So clearly, most people were not born and raised there, and that is great. But if you just graduated college, have lived in Manhattan for three months, hate on outer boroughs, try to be Carrie Bradshaw, and your parents pay your rent…you are annoying. Please stop.
8. Cheaters: Men and Women- you know who you are. Don’t do it. It is hurtful and bad for your karma. You can justify it and make excuses all you want- it is still wrong. We are all animals and we have urges to stray, and that is OK. Just be honest about it.
7. People who are overly- obsessed with their pets: I love animals, especially dogs. But a dog is a dog. It doesn’t not need a stroller or a Louis Vuitton Satchel. It needs a collar, but not made of diamonds, or Tiffany silver. Small dogs under certain circumstances may need a doggie coat, but no dog under any circumstances needs booties. NEVER. EVER. Dogs need a place to sleep- they do not need a chaise lounge. They need a water dish but not made of porcelain or swarovski crystal. Dogs do not need to go to a gym, doggie spa, or doggie daycare. They do not need special doggie bakeries. Dogs should not be without a home, but neither should people. We are the only country who cares more about animals than our own people. One day, near central park, an extremely flamboyant gay guy holding a dog with a rhinestone collar, booties and a coat(on a hot summer day!!!!) got into an argument with a guy from Oregon. The guy from Oregon suggested in his super laid back tone that the other guy should “care about people man, not just his dog.” What was his response? “My dog makes more money than you.” Nice. Real nice.
6. People Who are Bad at their Jobs: Most jobs are not that intellectually demanding, but that does not mean that they are not important. Anything customer service related is hard, because let’s be honest, people are rude. But a little courtesy and effort goes a long way. People are frustrated because when they go into a store, they want a little help and attention, and more often than not, it is not received. I use the self-checkout lane at the grocery store now because the cashier is on her cellphone and it takes 3x as long if I do it myself. I pre-order my deli meat because when I tell a person to her face I want 3/4 of a pound of ham sliced thin, I get 1/8 lb sliced thick. I literally had to interrupt a a gossip session at the counter of forever 21 last week to find out why there were five people behind the counter doing nothing and there was a line out the door. I had to tell the woman at McDonald’s yesterday that she charged me $4 more than she should have. I had to explain to the woman on the phone of Bank and America that I signed up for a rewards program, and they had sent me a confirmation, even though they had no confirmation on their end. I understand that working in retail, customer service, or the supermarket or McDonald’s is neither glamorous nor rewarding. But that doesn’t mean you have to diminish the position more by being incompetent. Every job in life is important even if it is washing toilets, working at the carwash or changing bed pans. We aren’t all movie stars or senators or CEOs, but we are all important, and people need to put a little more effort and pride into their work.
5. Lawyers Who Sue Doctors: You are ruining healthcare in America. Pharmaceutical companies, insurance giants and the government are also doing their part to ruin healthcare, but lawyers are individuals, not a group of people, who you can personally blame for what is going on. When there is a true medical malpractice, families do deserve to be compensated. But how does suing a doctor for $35 million help your child who was born prematurely? It doesn’t. Maybe $1-2 million dollars could help pay for medical expenses throughout your child’s life but mostly it hurts other people. It raises the malpractice insurance for OBGYN’s to over $300,000 a year and deters people from going into that field and actually encourages current Doctors to get out of the field. How does suing a hospital for $500,000 because you slipped and broke your arm help anything? It doesn’t. Things like that make hospitals go bankrupt and close and there are fewer places available to help people when they are sick.
Most doctors are not careless with their job. They do not go to work and say, “jee, I wonder who I can treat improperly today” or “I hope this baby is born with a defect.” People die, babies are born with birth defects, and genetic disorders that would have happened anyway. If it is a true case of malpractice, the doctor is responsible for making sure the family has enough money to fix it. But driving away from the hospital in a new ferrari doesn’t help anyone- not doctors, not hospitals, not patients who need medical treatment.
4. GIRLS: What is wrong with girls? I am a girl and I hate most girls I see. Good girlfriends are so hard to come by these days. Girls are fake, caddy, back-stabbing bitches. What happened to girl power? You know, standing up for your girlfriends, always being open and honest, not betraying them and stealing their boyfriends. What happened to women’s rights and equality? You don’t fight for your rights wearing slutty clothes and sleeping with everything that walks(especially when they are married). It is not a crime to go out and look fabulous–wear a short skirt and high heels, or even a low cut shirt. We have ALL been there. But there is a classy way and there is a trashy way. And the classy way does NOT include wearing leopard mini skirts in the dead of winter in NY(You know who you are NJ). It is not a crime to sleep with people, but do it in a way so that you can walk away with some respect in the morning. The movie/book ‘He’s just not that into you’ is a perfect example of just how crazy girls have become. They overanalyze EVERYTHING from how many days a guy waits to call, to what color shirt he was wearing and whether or not he smiled at minute 7 of the date. Men are like plants. Simple and predictable. If you water a plant and give it sun, it will grow. If a boy likes you and wants some sex, he will call. Enough said. My boyfriend and his friends separate girls into Babes and stupid chicks. Most fall under the latter category, and I’m sorry to say, I can’t even disagree with them.
3. Authorities who Just Don’t Give a Shit: Eliot Spitzer going after prostitution rings and renting classy hotels on the side to be with hookers…I mean, come on. Timothy Geithner you are the Secretary of the Treasury and you can’t figure out how to pay your own taxes…really? How are we supposed to have any order in society when the people making and enforcing the laws can’t even follow them? Cops regularly run through red lights, double park, jay walk, beat people without a good cause, but who do you call to report them? Their friends down at the station? Preachers who are supposed to be holy and educate our youth and look after families, are abusing little children. Teachers are going home with their underage students.
2. Bad Drivers: YOU ARE THE WORST!! Making right hand turns from the left lane, not signaling, driving slow in the left lane, breaking at green lights, stopping without warning, talking on your cellphone, driving while texting, doing your makeup, changing lanes without looking, not letting people merge into your lane…aHH. Driving is one of the most stressful things that I have to do on a daily basis because no one is awake or attentive. Do you realize you are operating a motor vehicle? This is not space out, live on another planet time. It is a time to focus and get things done. I love driving and when I come home late from work, and no one is on the road, it can be so pleasurable.
1. RUDENESS: By far my biggest pet peeve of all time. There is so much going on in the world that is bad- wars, disease, hunger, genocide, earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes, economic collapse, racial turmoil- a myriad of awful things that we can and can’t control, do we really need to be rude to each other on a daily basis?? Rudeness can be silent- it is as easy as not giving up your seat ot an elderly person on a bus. It can be small things that most people don’t realize are rude- like smoking around other people who may hate it, or spitting/dropping your gum on the floor, littering, walking against a red light, hitting someone with your bag and then not apologizing. These are small everyday occurences that may seem insignificant, but being bombarded with them everyday really takes a toll on me. There are more obvious signs of rudeness, like not picking up after your dog, grafitting on someone’s personal property, stealing, lying, cheating. What eally bothers me, are the everyday small gesters that show that most people have lost any form of social etiquette, manners, and respect for others. There is so much riding against us in life already, we have to help each other out, not make life unpleasant for each other.